God is guarding His own sacrality, but he is letting his favored human have a look at His least sacred parts, His butt and the soles of His feet. It wasn't today, and I worked really late yesterday, so maybe Saturday? Both reveal the association of the lofty with the lowly. I think that Michelangelo agreed with the scholars who retained the plural, for he clearly represents the butt-crack of God, with the two globes of the buttocks vividly distinct. Michelangelo includes the soles of the feet for precisely this reason. Still, these two unpopular parts are crucially linked. Maybe today's the day I'm going to feel adventurous and just try it. The Jewish scholars of the third century B.
When he reveals himself, she is burnt to a crisp, and Zeus has to rescue Dionysus from her womb and bring the baby god to term in his own thigh. On second thought, screw that. Maybe I'm genuinely missing out on some fun butt sex. Is he still putting the condom on or is he considering his hole options? Phew, he is moving away from it. I might like that one day but let's discuss it over scones. What if anal sex is incredibly great and I'm sitting here fearing something that will go on to become my favorite kind of sex? James Joyce took a special interest in the sexuality of Christ.
Perhaps he's going to spank me since we have not previously entered into such precarious territory. The God of Moses comes down to earth and shows his butt; that same Entity comes to earth again, more fully, when he takes on human form, complete with foreskin. What intimacy between the transcendent God and a mere mortal!. Like a piece of toilet paper or a weird rash I didn't know about. He'd tell me that right? Women who like anal are normal, and they are everywhere.
I'm told men like that sort of thing, so maybe he just feels weird bringing it up, which makes sense considering I'm getting this freaked out and he hasn't even done anything yet. The Catholic Church claimed to be in possession of the prepuce of Christ. Maybe he's lost, like he's on a space mission gone wrong. Since Christ had sexuality, the incarnation was complete; God assumed all aspects of the flesh, including sexuality. Maybe he doesn't know what he's doing over there either.
How long ago was my last shower? Does he think about butt stuff a lot? Notice that Michelangelo has also represented the soles of the feet of God on the Sistine Chapel. I'm allowed to have my own butt thoughts. Maybe there is something weird on my butt. Some people have never been to Missouri. No, because I had soccer practice that day, so maybe. You just have to ask.
Or to put it in sports terms you can more readily digest, your best ass defense is a good ass offense. This is why a bit of thoughtful preparation is key. Joyce saw the connection between sexuality, defecation and theology, for he made Stephen ponder veneration and adoration in the context of urination. Catholic doctrine affirms that Christ was assumed into heaven in the flesh, so this little bit of foreskin would be the only remaining piece of the incarnated God on earth. Please don't put your finger in it, please don't put your finger in it.
Which is great, because butt play is lots of fun and one of the few kinks you can try without using Craigslist. There's been a lot of confusion about this. You and a plate of breadstuffs cannot comfortably fit inside someone else. The most high and the most low have met. Michelangelo shows God moving toward us with hand extended to create the sun, and then again, a bit to the left, moving away from us, having completed His task. He'll take it personally and then it'll be a whole thing, when all I want to do is start off small and figure out if I like butt stuff, so I can stop thinking this shit every time he grazes my ass. Oh, and it's not a burning cross, it's a flaming cross.
We clearly need to talk about this. The South Park version aired over a year after we made this video. Whoa, whoa, whoa, did he think that was on the table? In giving Moses this access, God shows himself to have a special affection for his favorite. Oh well, I'll look at it in the mirror later. He did an unplugged version of the song with Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures! In the fourth century A. That is way too long.