The kids were nothing to look at either. Because he was on duty. What did the hat say to the tie? A: No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner! I've added a whole category thats only about Christmas. A: It is the one with the kickstand. It let out a little wine! Why did the chicken cross the road joke? The shadow of the green triangle! A: You spend too much time on the web. Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? Because it has a silent pee.
Q: What do you call a Chubby Midget? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why was the math book sad? Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? What does the man in the moon do when his hair gets too long? So there is people out there who find these funny indeed. He was looking for a tight seal! Q: What dog keeps the best time? What is the tallest piece of furniture? Dirty jokes: The dirty ones have sexual undertones and are not for everyone. Daisy me rolling they hating 164. I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger…And then it hit me. Q: Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool? Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula? How do you make a hormone? Dumb But Funny Jokes — Dumb Blond Jokes 61.
Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news. A: By becoming a ventriloquist! One liner jokes: Are you looking for some that almost only consists of one line, look no further. Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering? What do you do with a blue whale? Confucius says, when naked man walk through doorway sideways, he going to Bangkok. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? Because he is a Supperhero. These are all about dead babies. Q: Which month do soldiers hate most? What has one head, one foot and four legs? What do you call a fake noodle? How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Crock and Dial Crock and Dial who? Shared by a contributor 167. Also, Jokes That Are So Dumb, They Are Actually Funny photos.
This category focus on the male aspect of the human race. Waterway to answer the door! Enough chitchat from me, get going and explore. The past, present and future walk into a bar. A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Well this is the right place.
Shared by a contributor 173. Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place. Where do animals go when their tails fall off? How do baseball players stay cool? Tell us about them in the comments below. What goes up when the rain comes down? Cat jokes: Some people like dog other like cat. Black jokes: Yes I also got some about black people. What would you call two banana skins? A: Put it on my bill 123. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! Where did Lucy go after the explosion? I was going to tell a dubstep joke, but I dropped it.
How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone? Some of them are simply better than others, while some are worse than anything you might have heard in your life. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train? Why did the boy eat his homework? Have you heard the joke about the butter? And no, I am not finished yet, I´m always working on new ideas and at the same time adding more to alle the categories. And n,o I personally don't have anything against lesbians. But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos. Man: Well, about 15-20 times every day. Yes as many other president he has made some mistakes, this category is all about that. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms? The next day, he goes with his date to go get a dress.
Gay jokes: Not much to say here. Shared by a contributor 170. What do you call a bear with no teeth? Obama jokes: Obama, the first black president of the United States. Dumb jokes: Yep, we also got these. Crock and Dial Dundee Shared by a contributor 171.
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? What do you call artificial spaghetti? Why do people carry umbrellas? Why did the stop light turn red??? Because they have good soles. Now he has to prepare for the dance. I will tell you whatever you wish to know after you have given me the ten pink ping pong balls. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? Why was Tiger looking in the toilet? Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team? What did the tie say to the hat? We have a drink named after you! I would dearly want a carton of pink ping pong balls. Because they know how to neigh-neigh! Good laughter to all of you.
Because you dribble on the floor! What can you serve but never eat? Because he wanted to see time fly! Halloween jokes: Halloween is a time for frightening others, costumes and much much more. My pop is bigger than yours. A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam. So he could have sweet dreams. At least he had been wise enough to buy shares in a pink ping pong ball factory. Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? Funny what do you call jokes? What did one snowman say to the other? But with extremely limited memory. Where do kings keep their armies?.
You boil the hell out of it. This is the second half of the list; the first half was at the top. So use your breaks wisely, use them to enjoy others company, read some jokes and have a good laugh out of it. Is there anything odd about this? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself! Iva got a sore hand from knocking on the door! Q: What did the mom say to her blonde daughter before a date? If you want joke of the day, there is plenty of other places to get that like facebook and other social platforms, you can even find apps that do that. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? To get to the Shell station! The simple answer here is pick a great joke and make it work.