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Where was the first mention of insurance in the bible? The agent asked what the trouble was, and the man said that he couldn't answer the question about the cause of death of his father. Do you have any idea how many of them you have to kill to get an ounce of brains?! An extroverted actuary looks at your shoes. I can still hear it telling spongebob to piss off! It´s too much of a distraction. As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet. The cost to insure some of the most famous cars.

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Funny Quotes on Car Insurance and Hilarious Auto Jokes

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. One of our insured who was washing a window on the 85th floor, slipped and fell. Brown's and this one is Mr. He sets the buckets down, reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine. How can resist watching this during the Olympic Games. What are you wearing Jake at State Farm? Said by a man: My health insurance policy only pays if I get pregnant. You have two choices: your doctor can sign the reimbursement check over to you, or you can ask him to invest the money for you in one of those great offers that only doctors and dentists hear about, like windmill farms or frog hatcheries.

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If you can sell just one, you have a job. You aren't going to convince someone else anyway! I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. In a short time they´re awakened by a knock. Call your Walton agent today to find out! The pillows hold up for about 15 lashes, after which the actuary screams out in pain. I was thrown from my car as it left the road.

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Best Insurance Agent Jokes

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Finally he got enough courage, plopped down on his knees, and told her there were two things we needed to ask her. You can upload your own image or use the image as is. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. Hypochondriac: Someone who takes different pills than you do. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

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I can still hear it telling spongebob to piss off! The Doctor attending and prescribed continued intravenous feeding of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra. Two Elderly Men in Florida Two men were sunning themselves on a Miami Beach when they started a friendly conversation. Barricks goes to the doctor´s office to collect his wife´s test results. After some embarrassment the client explained that his father had been hanged. It always amazes me the progress scientists are making in cancer research.

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Insurance Jokes, insurance agent jokes from Barricks Insurance Services

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The insurance company paid for everything. The doctor said to let him know how my prescription works because he's having the same problem himself. Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean. Does marrying an insurance agent prolong life? Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket. It´s dark on your drive to and from work. I thought it was a new one.


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32 Great Insurance Jokes

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I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. Specifically, you asked for an expansion in reference to Block 21A. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. Barricks, I wanted buy this new machine that would enable me to diagnose his rare disease and save others. Not being able to call in sick six or seven times a month. The instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even incompetent writing can be highly entertaining.

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5 Insurance Jokes

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Insurance agents do it with third parties. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes. How does working as a lifeguard pertain to salesmanship? Your colleagues will stand in awe of you, physicians will fear you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. Just as the doctor turns on the device, he gets a phone call from his ex-wife. But the crowd´s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. Thks Carol A for pinning this. Diet tranquilizer -- you don't lose weight, but you really don't care.

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