Also, no checking to see if your armpit or mouth smells! You have someone to blame when things go missing. It's better to recognize my selfishisness now, then in 5 years when I'm married with two kids. So I hear you're getting married?? Get married on his birthday. Without any preliminaries, she declared that she wanted a divorce. You have an excuse to wake someone up with kisses. You end up with twice as much awesome stuff in your house to enjoy.
It makes them feel all tingly to hear it. Marriage: sometimes soulmates, sometimes cellmates. Without a spouse you have can still have a decent social life in your 30s. Why do you thing people all over the world are fighting so hard for marriage equality? You have someone rooting for you to succeed. This list is more relaxed, calm, as if you were adoring your sweetheart as you wrote it.
Grow your nails, cut your nails - it doesn't matter. Sweatpants and baggy shirt - no one cares. You can get home from work at whatever time you like. Married people with grey hair are thought of as old and tired, but single people with grey hair are considered wise and distinguished. You don't keep catching every sniffle, cold and flu bug that your spouse brings home.
Submitted by: Bill Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil? And that's a good thing because being married is ultimately way better than being single. Honestly, all my married friends just bitch and moan, and the parents tell me to stay single forever. Love is one of the biggest reasons for you to stay married. If you mess up your finances you have no one to blame but yourself. You can make a mess - and leave it that way. You can join a gym because you want to, not because your spouse is embarrassed by the way you look.
Can I ask why on earth did you split with your girlfriend? I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me? You can lie in bed in the morning for as long as you like. A husband can make you hot cocoa and watch So You Think You Can Dance on demand with you until Spring comes. This hub's list is ideal and the items are predictable. You can stream R-rated stuff all you want and not have to look over your shoulder each time a slight noise trickles in. They are funny, but negative.
Here are our top 18 reasons why being married is awesome. Hey do you live on a chicken farm? Funny Marriage Quotes, Group 6 Marriage and Sex I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. You can use your own name at hotels. Is she a good cook? You can do cute things like calling a radio station you know your partner is listening to and dedicate a song to them. I have a wife and kids — eat them! Heitler wrote a great about it. You have someone to talk about your past with.
The satisfaction and sense of accomplishment upon making the work despite those challenges is both rewarding and creates a sense of triumph. For much more on this, check out our article on. You have a second opinion on everything. However, through the years these strange beliefs are dying out and nowadays people marry for the sake of love and wanting to be with each other. You can throw your dirty socks on the floor where they belong. Now I catch her in my pockets.
To give love unconditionally usually can lift up our spirits, hence our satisfaction fullfilled. You have someone to try new foods with and cook with! Burning the food is not a big deal. Of course, this list is incomplete. Her interests include fitness, healthy eating, cooking, wine, reading, photography, exploring beautiful state of Michigan, and spending time with family. Suddenly you can get hugs pretty much whenever you need them.