In fact, despite often their way onto of notoriously unrhymable words, all of the words listed here do have rhymes in English—just so long as bizarre dialect words and obscure scientific jargon are allowed. And now, seing his auntient and opposite enimie the Pope, hath foysted in among us Petifoggers, who like sheete stealers, tinckers, or Connyskin buyers creepe in corners to utter their trash,. He would grudge the old soldiers their pensions! During evolution his ancestors were in the control group. Has it floored in neutral. One prayer short of absolution. Wasp rhymes with both cosp, a hasp for fastening a door or gate, and knosp, an architectural ornament resembling the bud of a tree.
Suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder. People around her are at risk of second hand idiocy. Five fingers on our hands and five toes on our feet. If you then talk about how their insult would apply to them more than you, they are removed of this crucial power and you have pointed out that which is evident——they're projecting their insecurities onto you. Too many birds on her antenna. We just love wandering around the villages, such as Beaconfield, Gerrards Cross, Amersham for example.
A tower short of a castle. Jonathan is a consummate Anglophile with an obsession for Britain that borders on psychosis. Because of this, it's the perfect time to revive this old-fashioned term for a cheater. Half a bubble off plumb. Both and involve climbing, or jumping up onto a bench. Besides being the greatest writer in the history of the English language, William Shakespeare was the.
He's so dense, light bends around him. If God had any magical powers I don't think humans would be the best it could come up with. This article has also been viewed 164,542 times. Doesn't have a fart's prayer in a hurricane. One ship short of a full fleet. Sort of like an inverse Einstein. Gormless — Complete lack of common sense.
A couple of slates short of a full roof. Doesn't have elastic in both of his socks. If brains were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage. In this Article: Creatively insulting someone is one way of delivering a quick comeback that settles a score or puts someone back in their place. Got his brains as a stocking stuffer. This list is not for the faint of heart and will feature some rather rude language. If her brains were put in a hummingbird, it would fly backwards.
Instead of throwing out unforgivable curses that could make you seem uneducated, you should fight back with classy comebacks. When we get annoyed with someone, chances are we're going to refer to them in a disparaging manner to some extent, either verbally or in our thoughts. Doesn't have a round in every chamber. If you have a point of pride, and they tried to hit it, realize that it is because of their insecurities. The trouble with British slang it is so nuanced that somebody not 100% sure of what they are saying can get theselves into a lot of trouble very quickly. As focused as a fart. Just another flash in the bedpan.
On permanent leave of absence from his senses. Hasn't got all his china in the cupboard. Shakespearean insults combined with modern slang? Two saucers short of a tea-service. But even if proper nouns like surnames and place names are excluded, that still leaves sporange, an obscure name for the , which is the part of a plant that produces its spores. If you're short on ideas use a previous insult and modify it. A few guppies short of an aquarium. In all, Drake got 80 pounds of gold, 26 tons of silver, 13 cases of silver coins, jewels, and more.
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. One of my favourite english expressions, though, is mardy, which means spoiled. Analysis: Good ol' fat is a reliable insult word. It is literally a compliment but the idiot will misconstrue it as a high praise rather than pointing out their mediocrity. If it's the same as life forms here on earth,would you believe in evolution then? She only packed half a sandwich. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
Blew the hatch before the lock sealed. Doesn't have his belt through all the loops. In believe that each species was designed and created by God. His jack can't get the car off the ground. Or that you're creating a bunch of unnecessary noise yourself? Both of these uses are almost entirely confined to British English, and the word has little currency in the United States.
Plug-Ugly — Very Ugly person. Needs his sleeves lengthened by a couple of feet so they can be tied in the back. Elevator goes all the way to the top but the door doesn't open. Not nice, in any way. I believe that God did create His creations as we see them and, based on the fossil records, how we reconstruct them. I believe that many have become extinct because of various causes; like meteor impacts, climate changes, and predators, like man. Correct: But not much nicer.